andyvantageous:

have u ever accidently opened photobooth and had your natural expression staring back at you

it’s horrible

bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

patrickandmarcus:

I wanna fuck

ethiopienne:

fuckyeahsexpositivity:

I love this routine, because it’s not a rape joke. It’s a rape culture joke. It’s not making fun of the people who have been raped, but of both rape culture (not being able to just jog because it’s not safe) but of the idea that the only thing of value in a woman is her vagina.

—BB

yes to all of this 

ejacutastic:

darthfadedd:

ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

Until you start blowing it. Then it’s not so weird, bucko.

i gave a guy two blowjobs…

suchagaymer:

jerkidiot:

if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life

like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.